"POR FAVOR, AMASSEM-ME O BIJÚ" SALVA A HUMANIDADE!!!!..

Parei na estação de serviço de Antuã para dar a mija dos 230 Km. Tudo muito normal não fosse entrar um gajo todo vestido de preto, a voar. Até aqui tudo bem, consigo assimilar uma cena destas.

O pior foi quando o gajo se pôe no urinol ao lado a mijar com a piça apontada para o urinol e com o tronco todo virado para a porta de entrada a disparar as duas Magnum a tudo que era camionista.

Eu recolhi a xota, aliás ela recolheu-se sozinha, eu só tive de apertar os botões, e fiquei à espera que o gajo acabasse com aquilo já à espera de comer um balázio nos cornos a seguir.

Tal não é o meu espanto quando o gajo, sempre com um olho na porta e outro em mim, me pergunta : The main system gave me the information that you know Gualter, is that true?

Ao que eu respondi: What the fuck, are you Neo?

Neo: Yes, I'm the chosen. But answer me, do you know Gualter?

Eu : Yes, I do.

Neo: Recently we have found that reality as we know, THE MATRIX and even our ZION parallel world doesn't exist. The only pure and helpfull code that flow on the MATRIX are the posts generated at robertpaulsen.blogspot.com. We suspect that Gualter is the Oracle. I must find him.

Eu: Neo, I'm sorry but we are all going to Brasil in order to perform a new TV series.

Neo: I see. I had an idea. If I get a roll in that series i would have lot's of time to get advise from him.

Eu: Ya, I think so. But if you load a good swimming program you will be abble to chat with him along the trip to Brasil. I think he's already travelling on his own. Swimming, of course.

Neo: Morpheus said it's all about destiny. I took the blue pill and so I made a choice with no return. I must do it for Trinity. I gave her my word. If you get me a caracter, I'm in.

Eu: Ok Neo. Can I' finish my piss quietly?

Neo: No problem.See you.

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